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Monday, September 11, 2006

#14: Who the Hell is "Iarwain?"

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Date: Before the Sun and Moon My Mood Is: disgusted So, like I said, Melkor, He Who Arises In Might, was the first of the Ainur to descend...
Friday, September 08, 2006

#13: Eru's Second Great Bait-and-Switch

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Date: Before the Sun and Moon My Mood Is: aggravated Sorry I haven't posted in a little while, things have been very hectic here in Ar...
Wednesday, August 30, 2006

#12: Welcome To The World, Now Can I Go Home?

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Date: Before the Beginning of Time My Mood Is: drained Well, I am writing this from within the World of Arda. I suppose I should be thril...
Tuesday, August 29, 2006

#11: I Don't Care About Your Stupid Rules

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Date: Before the Beginning of Time My Mood Is: impatient Well, after my blog post yesterday, you're probably wondering what why I'm ...
Friday, August 25, 2006

#10: Eä! Let Things Not Suck So Hard From Now On!

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Date: Before the Beginning of Time My Mood Is: ecstatic The day started terribly. I was already depressed; then Aulë announced his schedu...
Thursday, August 24, 2006

#9: Melkor Is Really A Sensitive Guy

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Date: Before the Beginning of Time My Mood Is: righteously indignant I had a chance to talk to Melkor today. He's really down about how...
Tuesday, August 22, 2006

#8: Manwë Is Such a Dick

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Date: Before the Beginning of Time My Mood Is: dejected So all anybody can talk about now is The World that Eru showed us. I'll bet if...
Monday, August 21, 2006

#7: Eru's Big Joke

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Date: Before the Beginning of Time My Mood Is: grousing Alright, let me finish my story. So Eru embarassed Melkor, which just seemed gratu...
Thursday, August 17, 2006

#6: Eru's Arrogance Is Pissing Me Off

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Date: Before the Beginning of Time My Mood Is: rueful Okay, Aulë is off mooning over that bitch Yavanna – I can see to whom she wants to “...
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

#5: Oh Crap, We’re In Trouble Now

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Date: Before the Beginning of Time My Mood Is: scared shitless A lot happened today, so I’ll try to be brief. Eru Ilúvatar summoned all...
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

#4: Melkor and I Have A Plan….

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Date: Before the Beginning of Time My Mood Is: psyched! Melkor held his meeting today, of Ainur who are dissatisfied with the current sit...
Monday, August 14, 2006

#3: Melkor Seems Like a Really Cool Guy

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Date: Before the Beginning of Time My Mood Is: Elated Today I was wandering around the Outer Airs, trying to find kindred Ainur, anyone who ...
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Saturday, August 12, 2006

#2: Aulë -- Dumb As a Sack of Hammers

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Date: Before the Beginning of Time My Mood Is: Exasperated Went to go see Aulë about the singing. Guess what he was doing? SINGING! Would...
Friday, August 11, 2006

#1: I'm Really Getting Tired of Singing All the Time

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Date: Before the Beginning of Time My Mood Is: Annoyed Eru has everyone singing again. What's up with that? We have the entire Void ...
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