#2: Aulë -- Dumb As a Sack of Hammers

Date: Before the Beginning of Time
My Mood Is: Exasperated


Went to go see Aulë about the singing. Guess what he was doing? SINGING! Wouldn't shut up, either, even to hear what I had to say.

And let me tell you, Aulë can NOT sing. Sounds like someone strangling a sea lion. Whatever a "sea lion" is.

I'm sick of having to report to this dumb fuck. I need a new superior. I'm going to shop around. We can do that, can't we?

I'd ask, but everyone's too busy SINGING.